Monday, June 29, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
So the "King of Pop" is no more. He left us for the final moonwalk. But he has left behind him #mjhumour (and kids to be molested). Numerous Michael Jackson jokes have been doing the rounds and honestly they are not plastic. Some of them are way off the wall and creative. They are everywhere - Twitter, Facebook and even a website has been launched.
Out of respect, McDonalds have released the McJackson burger. 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
When ambulance officers arrived at MJ’s home they found class A drugs in the kitchen, and Class 4B in his bedroom.
Madonna has paid her respects to the Jackson family and wants to know how much they want for the kids. Angelina Jolie too was interested in them.
All MJ’s upcoming dates are now canceled, including John aged 5, and Ryan aged 9.
Q. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? A. About 3 hours.
WHAT REALLY KILLED M.J. He spent 20 years turning white, and then they went and elected a black president.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
His doodles are 'insane'(as he prefers to call them) and derived from the day to day phrases we use. His ability to focus on the minutest details of life is what makes his doodles worth a dekko
Here are some of the his best cartoons.
For more of his superbly awesome doodles, visit www.brainstuck.com
Way to go Anshul. Keep 'em coming.
Monday, June 8, 2009
So 19 years 17 days and inestimable farts later, here I am farting…ooops, starting a blog.
Let me tell you this wasn’t an easy task. After all, it takes great effort to fart. You just don’t go about farting whenever and wherever you want.
Here is a 4-point guide on “How to fart secretly”.
1. Assess the circumstances.
Know your audience. Farting in front of a 10 year old will garner a different reaction to that of an adult. Kids normally love farts. They will keep on laughing and may even fart back.
Caution: Take care of the smell intensity of your fart.
In case of farting before adults, try to keep the sound intensity as low as possible.
2. Regulate your fart.
Kids like to hear long and loud farts while it’s the opposite with adults. Teenagers fall in between and their reaction is on an average unpredictable.
The technique of adjusting the fart varies from person to person and is dependent on the mass of the person.
As a mathematical rule,
Smell Intensity*Sound Intensity=Mass of the person
This is an axiom and not a theorem. So it can’t be proved but only verified.
3. Releasing the air.
Remember the 3-C’s. Be cool, calm and confident. Once you overcome the pressure, the joy is priceless.
4. The Follow-through
This is the act of covering up. The problem with many people is that they start looking around analyzing the after-effects of the fart.
The best thing to do in such situations is to continue with whatever you were doing. Case in point: If you were laughing, keep on laughing. If you were talking keep on talking.
And if you were Einstein you could always get away by saying, “Everything is relative. What may smell like mine is actually yours”.
And if everything fails, an effectual backup option is to make your farts so lethal so as to suffocate everybody in the vicinity. On the other hand, you can slaughter everyone first!
So Happy Farting :D
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