Monday, June 29, 2009

Einstein doesn't know

Just a random doodle I made. As you can see it hasn't turned out as expected.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

And the legend lives on. #michaeljacksonhumour

So the "King of Pop" is no more. He left us for the final moonwalk. But he has left behind him #mjhumour (and kids to be molested). Numerous Michael Jackson jokes have been doing the rounds and honestly they are not plastic. Some of them are way off the wall and creative. They are everywhere - Twitter, Facebook and even a website has been launched.
Now the guy is a legend, and he changed the face(no pun intended) of the music industry. But you gotta look at the bright side of it.

Here is the 'Best of Michael Jackson'.

While in a coma doctors were waiting for Michael Jackson to show signs of life and his heart ‘beat it’
Just read his funeral arrangements, he’ll be melted down & made into plastic toys. That way kids will play with him for a change.
Farah Fawcett arrived in heaven and God granted his new angel one last wish. She wished for all children to be safe.
Michael Jackson Died last night in LA, Doctors report says he did'nt go stiff until they wheeled him past the children ward!
Michael Jackson's last wish was to be melted and used in the XBox 360. At least this way he can still be turned on and played with by little boys.
The world is shocked at the sudden death of Michael Jackson. Just the other week he was overheard saying he felt a 10 year old.
Following the news of Michael Jackson's death, Childline have announced 5000 redundancies.
MJ stated in his will that he wants to have his ashes scattered in the local sand pit so he can still get into kids pants.
A journalist asks a MJ fan, "Say what you liked about Jackson". The fan replied,"At least he drove past schools slowly."
I genuinely feel sorry for Michael Jackson ’s family. The decision to bury, cremate or recycle is not an easy choice to make.
Conformation just came through that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.

Out of respect, McDonalds have released the McJackson burger. 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

When ambulance officers arrived at MJ’s home they found class A drugs in the kitchen, and Class 4B in his bedroom.

Madonna has paid her respects to the Jackson family and wants to know how much they want for the kids. Angelina Jolie too was interested in them.

All MJ’s upcoming dates are now canceled, including John aged 5, and Ryan aged 9.

Q. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? A. About 3 hours.

WHAT REALLY KILLED M.J. He spent 20 years turning white, and then they went and elected a black president.

Some of the really lame ones.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 2:10?
A: It’s when the big hand touches the little hand.
Q:Why did Michael Jackson go to hell?
A: Because he was bad.
What did Michael Jackson like about 13 year olds?
There were 20 of them.
Tickets to see the Jackson 5. Now 20% off.
Michael Jackson’s UK tour will still go ahead as planned. A spokesman said “So much of Michael was saved by the doctors after his surgical procedures that we are confident of being able to put something together.”
Michael Jackson comes home and his girlfriend is packing her bags.
Michael: “What are you doing??”
Girlfriend: “Im leaving you! I just found out what you are! You’re a pedophile!”
Michael: “Pfff, you have a big mouth for a 7 year old!”

PS- You might also want to check out this website.
PS- Also follow @jackowhacko on Twitter. MJ tweeting from heaven.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Doodles @brainstuck

I have been following a lot of doodle blogs lately, and the one that stands 'distinct' amongst them is Anshul Maheshwari's brainstuck.
His doodles are 'insane'(as he prefers to call them) and derived from the day to day phrases we use. His ability to focus on the minutest details of life is what makes his doodles worth a dekko
Here are some of the his best cartoons.

For more of his superbly awesome doodles, visit
Way to go Anshul. Keep 'em coming.

Monday, June 8, 2009


The day has finally dawned when I decide to write a blog. Having read so many blogs I feel I now have a Ph.D. in Blog Reading, but strangely enough I don’t have my own blog.
So 19 years 17 days and inestimable farts later, here I am farting…ooops, starting a blog.
Let me tell you this wasn’t an easy task. After all, it takes great effort to fart. You just don’t go about farting whenever and wherever you want.
Here is a 4-point guide on “How to fart secretly”.

1. Assess the circumstances.
Know your audience. Farting in front of a 10 year old will garner a different reaction to that of an adult. Kids normally love farts. They will keep on laughing and may even fart back.
Caution: Take care of the smell intensity of your fart.
In case of farting before adults, try to keep the sound intensity as low as possible.
2. Regulate your fart.
Kids like to hear long and loud farts while it’s the opposite with adults. Teenagers fall in between and their reaction is on an average unpredictable.
The technique of adjusting the fart varies from person to person and is dependent on the mass of the person.
As a mathematical rule,
Smell Intensity*Sound Intensity=Mass of the person
This is an axiom and not a theorem. So it can’t be proved but only verified.
3. Releasing the air.
Remember the 3-C’s. Be cool, calm and confident. Once you overcome the pressure, the joy is priceless.
4. The Follow-through
This is the act of covering up. The problem with many people is that they start looking around analyzing the after-effects of the fart.
The best thing to do in such situations is to continue with whatever you were doing. Case in point: If you were laughing, keep on laughing. If you were talking keep on talking.
And if you were Einstein you could always get away by saying, “Everything is relative. What may smell like mine is actually yours”.

And if everything fails, an effectual backup option is to make your farts so lethal so as to suffocate everybody in the vicinity. On the other hand, you can slaughter everyone first!

So Happy Farting :D

PS: Got some more fart techniques and secrets to share? What are you waiting, click on the comment button now and help the farting world.