So the "King of Pop" is no more. He left us for the final moonwalk. But he has left behind him #mjhumour (and kids to be molested). Numerous Michael Jackson jokes have been doing the rounds and honestly they are not plastic. Some of them are way off the wall and creative. They are everywhere - Twitter, Facebook and even a website has been launched.
Now the guy is a legend, and he changed the face(no pun intended) of the music industry. But you gotta look at the bright side of it.
Here is the 'Best of Michael Jackson'.
While in a coma doctors were waiting for Michael Jackson to show signs of life and his heart ‘beat it’
Just read his funeral arrangements, he’ll be melted down & made into plastic toys. That way kids will play with him for a change.
Farah Fawcett arrived in heaven and God granted his new angel one last wish. She wished for all children to be safe.
Michael Jackson Died last night in LA, Doctors report says he did'nt go stiff until they wheeled him past the children ward!
Michael Jackson's last wish was to be melted and used in the XBox 360. At least this way he can still be turned on and played with by little boys.
The world is shocked at the sudden death of Michael Jackson. Just the other week he was overheard saying he felt a 10 year old.
Following the news of Michael Jackson's death, Childline have announced 5000 redundancies.
MJ stated in his will that he wants to have his ashes scattered in the local sand pit so he can still get into kids pants.
A journalist asks a MJ fan, "Say what you liked about Jackson". The fan replied,"At least he drove past schools slowly."
I genuinely feel sorry for Michael Jackson ’s family. The decision to bury, cremate or recycle is not an easy choice to make.
Conformation just came through that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.
Out of respect, McDonalds have released the McJackson burger. 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
When ambulance officers arrived at MJ’s home they found class A drugs in the kitchen, and Class 4B in his bedroom.
Madonna has paid her respects to the Jackson family and wants to know how much they want for the kids. Angelina Jolie too was interested in them.
All MJ’s upcoming dates are now canceled, including John aged 5, and Ryan aged 9.
Q. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? A. About 3 hours.
WHAT REALLY KILLED M.J. He spent 20 years turning white, and then they went and elected a black president.
Some of the really lame ones.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 2:10?
A: It’s when the big hand touches the little hand.
Q:Why did Michael Jackson go to hell?
A: Because he was bad.
What did Michael Jackson like about 13 year olds?
There were 20 of them.
Tickets to see the Jackson 5. Now 20% off.
Michael Jackson’s UK tour will still go ahead as planned. A spokesman said “So much of Michael was saved by the doctors after his surgical procedures that we are confident of being able to put something together.”
Michael Jackson comes home and his girlfriend is packing her bags.
Michael: “What are you doing??”
Girlfriend: “Im leaving you! I just found out what you are! You’re a pedophile!”
Michael: “Pfff, you have a big mouth for a 7 year old!”
PS- You might also want to check out this website. http://www.ismichaeljacksonstillalive.com/
PS- Also follow @jackowhacko on Twitter. MJ tweeting from heaven.
2 comments:
Some are really lame dude :P even many of those you categorized as 'Best of MJ' weren't really good.
In btw, any of them ur own? And what kind of topics is 'The Logical Brain' headed for? PJs, IIT, Logical Stuff?
Yeah Jazzy, the doodle was my own. And as the blog sub-heading says 'Humour & more'.
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